idk how nick jr got my email but i’m sick and tired of them i am 16 years old there is no way i give a fuck about a lalaloopsy coloring pack

u know what pisses me off when there is a spider in the room and there’s that one bitch who is like “omg don’t kill it put it out the window!!” like no bitch u don’t jump into shark infested waters and expect the sharks to be like “lol no lift it above the water save it” like r u fuckin kidding

(Source: so-hip)

i am 700% positive that i am the last virgin in my town but i am also 700% positive that i am really horny 700% of the time

today i went on a field trip that i did not even want to go on to begin with but then i get on the bus and it was packed tight so i sat with my friend becca and we squeezed and it was cold and rainy so there was some traffic and the bus driver kept making short stops SO SOME FUCKING KID WHO HAPPENS TO BE IN THE BACK OF THE BUS GETS SICK AND THROWS UP EVERYWHERE AND THEN I HEAR PEOPLE AND THEY ARE LIKE “YOU GUYS SHOULD PROBABLY LIFT YOUR FEET” AND IT STARTS DRIPPING DOWN LIKE A WATERFALL SO I HAD TO FUCKING SIT WITH MY LEGS UP FOR THE REST OF THE TRIP AND TO GET RID OF THE SMELL WE HAD TO OPEN THE WINDOWS SO WE WERE ALSO RAINED ON FOR THE REST OF THE WAY I DO NOT UNDERSTAND LIKE WHY ME

my favorite time ever is when my mom got so drunk at a superbowl party that instead of texting me before she left she emailed me and sent me this

I FUCKING HATE WHEN PEOPLE LINK TERRORISM WITH MIDDLE EASTERNERS LIKE ARE YOU A FUCKING IDIOT A TERRORIST CAN BE BLACK WHITE ASIAN HISPANIC ANYTHING OH MY FUCK WE NEED GUN CONTROL AND BOMB CONTROL IN AMERICA NOT FUCKING CONTROL OVER MIDDLE EASTERNERS ENTERING OUR COUNTRY IF YOU THINK MIDDLE EASTERNERS ARE THE PROBLEM THEN YOU’RE OBVIOUSLY THE PROBLEM BECAUSE HATE IS THE PROBLEM PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKING STUPID

(Source: so-hip)