idk how nick jr got my email but i’m sick and tired of them i am 16 years old there is no way i give a fuck about a lalaloopsy coloring pack
jehovas-witness: internetexplorers: cheese3d: nothings worse than soft grapes soft apples soft dicks soft grunge
u know what pisses me off when there is a spider in the room and there’s that one bitch who is like “omg don’t kill it put it out the window!!” like no bitch u don’t jump into shark infested waters and expect the sharks to be like “lol no lift it above the water save it” like r u fuckin kidding
youngstero: SOMEONE THOUGHT ABOUT YOU A LOT TODAY PROBABLY
i hate cuba gooding jr
Anonymous asked: where did you watch the farrah video?
today i saw farrah abraham’s sex tape and i literally cried it goes from a clip of her being like “be right back babe lol” to a scene of her choking on a cock it was the best moment of my life thank u for reading
happy mother’s day to all the teen moms i mean like we make fun of them but for real that is dedicated shit right there i bet none of you can do it GO TEEN MOMS
I firmly believe in small gestures: pay for their coffee, hold the door for...– Jonathan Carroll (via browndresswithwhitedots)
tumblr isn’t even a website that i love anymore it is more of like a lifestyle that i hate
can u guys talk to me or something
this town makes me want to die
broadway-aradia: when you’re finally having a conversation with someone but then you send them a message and they don’t respond and you’re just like i blew it
i am 700% positive that i am the last virgin in my town but i am also 700% positive that i am really horny 700% of the time
edwad: muslims make up about 1/4 of the worlds population. you’re bound to have some criminals and very bad people that practice islam, but nobody cared about the religion of the sandy hook shooter or of other people who have done horrible things. the only time it matters is when they’re Muslim and that really pisses me off.